What the… Who the… Where the fuck am I?

The answer is Hargrave, Northamptonshire, a tiny village on the way to the in-laws’ place. We were encouraged to stop off at Hargrave because they’re mounting a ‘Scarecrow Festival’ this weekend. I had no idea what to expect…

These pictures tell the story. Bear in mind that much of the village was deserted, lending a John Wyndham feel to proceedings. Every now and then you’d look over at a manicured lawn or step into the empty church and this is what you’d find…

I may never sleep well again.

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I’m going back to London tomorrow. The countryside freaks me out.

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8 Responses to What the… Who the… Where the fuck am I?

  1. Quite genuinely scary photos. Is the first one Dot Cotton? Is there a prize for guessing this? Ask around, I can send my address…

  2. kim swain says:

    Despite the total freakishness of it all they are actually really good….the best my village has to offer is Morris Dancers once a year =D

  3. Camilla Carr says:

    This is incredible.

  4. These are amazing, but I shall use them as supporting evidence next time my husband asks me why I’m a-feared of the countryside. x

  5. Claire says:

    Ha ha ha! We went to something like this a few years ago. There was a competition to guess who or what the scarecrows were, so prob a bit more upmarket than your one ;P

  6. Tim says:

    Holy fucking shit, i hope you got out pronto. I was just looking for the straw man? They’ve got those freaky things in church too.. Also looks like a scene from I am Legend..

    I hate clowns and dolls – so glad I didnt come across this, I would’ve been in therapy for a while!

  7. Tracy says:

    Beyond weird, is that meant to be Susan Boyle? David Tennant? Mind you I still would..
    Oh yes we have freaky scarecrow festivals out here in Essex http://www.flickr.com/photos/moogyboobles/3298463448/

  8. S. Crow says:

    We know where you live, Mr Simpson.

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